Well randomly, a thing happened and caused me to start writing all sorts of profound, philosophical stuff. This has been going on for over a year now and I've amassed several thick volumes of my thoughts on issues ranging from religion to time travel, archaeology to zoology, the New Age movement to the big bang theory.
Well now I've decided to share those thoughts with the world and enrich the greater consciousness of mankind. Watch out, for you will never be the same after reading what I have to say. I should be posting the first of these wise words in the next few days, so watch this space. 'Til then, au revoir!