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Showing posts with label Blue Law. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blue Law. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Sorry folks, false alarm



Well, February's come by and Barack Hussein Obama sin Laden, vice Antichrist of the New World Order hasn't signed the National Sunday Law into effect. And we all breathe a collective sigh of relief.


Like I said earlier, that post has been my most viewed ever, sending my page views skyrocketing (veteran bloggers may find my accomplishments piffling, but this is something really amazing for me) and it was still generating hits at a rate of some thirty-something plus a day a week after I posted it. Now I've got to look for some more sensational headlines to make use of, kinda keep the interest up. Or maybe - gods forbid - I should actually do some research and write stuff with substance in it.

Friday, January 21, 2011

BREAKING NEWS - Look out! Obama's signing in the National Sunday Law this weekend!

I got this via SMS today:

I have just received news that the pope is urging president Obama to pass the National Sunday Law this month. Adventist president Ted Wilson is appealing to Christians to please pray for 7 days either 7am or 7 pm for the latter rain. Recommend script Rom 8:26-27,John 17:1-2, Eph 1:13. Please forward

It's also causing a bit of hysteria on the SDA Facebook page. I've searched all over and haven't been able to find a single reliable source (not even an official SDA source) confirming this, so its veracity is questionable, to say the least.

This sort of rumour makes the rounds every couple of years or so in Adventist circles: those who keep tabs on this kind of thing will remember the hysteria that was created over a post that was made by a member of Obama's community site back in '08 (Sample headline: "Sunday Law heavily debated on Barack Obama site"). In my opinion, Adventists just need to hear stuff like this to bolster their faith. You should have seen the absolute glee on my friend's face when he heard this - he was finally vindicated! The prophecy was coming true and soon he'd be in heaven and we heathens would finally burn for our sins! Such rumours spread like wildfire and are often unquestioningly accepted, as long as they remotely confirm their fairytale book and something their prophetess mumbled a couple of hundred years ago.

And this also says another thing: Obama is the Adventists' Antichrist too! Wait, sorry, that's the Pope by the way.